Comments on: The Jaded Review Issue 1 – Shut up Hippy

By: Jake

Jake — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:04:21 +0000

Brilliant! The three column matrix is dope! Let me know if you need contributing editorials!

By: Ray Russ

Ray Russ — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:45:45 +0000

Sacred or Sacreed Alchemy — the unfounded belief in physical processes which transform (also transmute) the the physical structure of on object into another. Though physically impossible on the the atomic scale, there have been reported instances in which hippies in dire situations have been reported to be able to transmute aluminum cans into copper pennies though no strong citations for such rare instances.

Astral Flight — a ritualized practice in which visions or sensations of being physically ‘out of’ one’s body and in another time and/or dimension. Usually induced by by inhaling copious amounts of other people’s $80 a gram bud and drinking cheap Chilean Chianti. Objective scientific analysis has determined that these semi-psychotic episodes usually take place with ass planted firmly in front of roommate’s TV while watching evening re-run episodes of ‘Friends’ or Saturday morning cartoons.

Attunement of the Sacred Prayer Stick — (aka ‘jerking off’) A physical form of yoga practiced by hippie males in the absence of Goddesses.

Didgeridoo player — 1) a gay man 2) the act of fellatio by one man on another.

Positive aura – in a social setting, the realization by others that a profound physiological transformation has taken place to a hippie
(see ’shower)

Channeling — (see ’schizophrenia’)

Geopathic Zone — any town, city, state where a hippie has drained the emotional and/or economic resources of every person he or she knows in that particular area.

By: B u r n l o g » Um… Where are the Hippies? » By stache

B u r n l o g » Um… Where are the Hippies? » By stache — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:56:47 +0000

[...] Our good pal M~ sent a snarky list of “hippie words and phrases and what they really [...]

By: Ray R.

Ray R. — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:52:50 +0000

…and this one:

miracle: the unrealistic expectation that the universe gives a fuck about what you want
without you ever making the first
effort to acquire it by conventional
means such as working for it.

By: Ray R.

Ray R. — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:37:13 +0000

Don’t forget this one….

Home: (see Burningman, see playa): 1) temporary abode 2) a place where out of work, slackers and hippies hang out for a period time between couch surfing on friend’s sofas due to unemployment or lack of motivation or general antipathy towards work or responsibility.

By: detroit

detroit — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:47:24 +0000

having recently moved from the midwest to the west coast, i would just like to thank you for providing this valuable reference for deciphering the convoluted verbal affectations of hippie culture.

By: Universal Love Child

Universal Love Child — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:31:04 +0000

Somebody needs a hug.

(( frigging hilarious. You are twisted geniuses, you need help but please don’t get any. We need more haters. When the cyborg wars come the hippies will be the first to burn. Hail Eris! ))

By: famous

famous — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:54:13 +0000

this is just like ambrose bierce’s old devil’s dictionary from 1911
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_dictionary

By: miss demeanor

miss demeanor — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:19:16 +0000

trife!

By: Milk

Milk — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:04:17 +0000

. . .err i mean I offended myself so deeply while writing it that I had to stop.

THAT means you should never stop! Great Work!!!

By: Six Toes in My Buttocks

Six Toes in My Buttocks — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:35:45 +0000

huh. need to edit that last post. Should say:

“what kind of tripe magazine is this?!!”

not:
“i’m what kind of….” etc.

sheesh. Who let me out on the internet today?

By: Six Toes in My Buttocks

Six Toes in My Buttocks — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:34:09 +0000

i’m so horribly offended!!666

i’m what kind of tripe magazine is this?!!
*ahem, wait, let me switch to all caps so that you can feel my rage*

TEST TEST… THERE WE GO…. WHERE WAS I? OH YES->
…IS THIS?!! YOU PUT “SEE ALSO ‘TROLL’,” BUT THEN DIDN”T EVEN PUT A DEFINITION! YOU’VE SERIOUSLY OFFENDED MY MLA & APA SENSIBILITIES! TRIPE I SAY, TRIPE!

Otherwise, very enjoyable. =)

Cheers!

By: 2 feathers in my cap

2 feathers in my cap — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:32:30 +0000

this is horribly offensive!!111