http://www.phidelity.com/photos/v/2005Photos/03-2005+Death+Valley+in+Bloom/DSCF0031.jpg.html he was walking along the beach with the LORD.


Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.


When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.


He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.


He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.


This really bothered him and he
questioned the LORD about it:


"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

The LORD replied:

Yes my son those moments were the time I decided to help one of the TEN BILLION other people on this planet you selfish fuck!

(unashamedly adapted from from david cross stand up comedy)

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